I'm not mad keen on subscription services ...

I’m not mad keen on subscription services myself, though I do pay for a few because they keep on delivering. Another twist to the story, though: when an app I am happy to pay offers a discount on a new version that my OS won’t be able to handle until I get a new machine.

I'm happy to cop to this. My ...

I’m happy to cop to this. My motivation is certainly not jealousy. I’m not in the business of handing out rules for how other people should behave. It is more to do with the adulation others bestow not on the rules but on the person dispensing them. And it isn’t the rules, per se, it is the rest of the stuff.